the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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