Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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