Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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