He kissed a someone with a penis
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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