I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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