I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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