i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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