Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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