Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
