My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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