i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
His nipple licking is glorious
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