There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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