I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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