I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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