So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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