This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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