I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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