do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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