what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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