i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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