I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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