Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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