i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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