you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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