Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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