We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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