i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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