i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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