so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think a kid would responsible me up
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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