The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently you make a good broom.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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