Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This baby is an asshole
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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