is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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