the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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