Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
birth control should be required to get into college
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
jump out the window naked night went bad
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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