i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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