ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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