Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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