Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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