her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I'm really busy with my period
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