so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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