you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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