I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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