did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
No...this little piggys going to the bar
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
