I wanna passion pit in your ass
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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