He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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