I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
