you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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