Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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