your room smells of hookers.
And success
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
