I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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